Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by keaton-furman-prower

It Ain't Easy Being Breezies

Author's Note:

Original chapter here.

Dear Fax Machine:

Forgoing dragon-type attacks and attacking us with leaves? Well played. But you know well that, as fairies, we are still super-effective against you. And we know where you live.

Sweet dreams!

Love, Seabreeze and co.

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Dear Rainbow Dash:

You wanna be a griffon? Yeah, no. You're lame-o regardless of what species you are. I mean, unless you vowed never to associate with any of those dweebs ever again and stay with me forever. Even then it would be kind of iffy, but I might be able to forgive that.

Your un-friend, Gilda.

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Dear Fluttershy:

So this is what you left me for when I was ill? A bunch of fairy ponies? I was sick and you left me for fairy ponies?!

Ah well, I've learned that you can't really expect much from your so-called “friends.” Seriously, I try to have an adventure with Twily and Candy and what do I get? Even more sickness! Really, I wish Tirek were here. He'd probably know how to have fun!

But enough about me. Let's talk about those breezies. As much as I hate to disagree with princess star-butt, she has a point. Those things are pathetic! They can only fly if the breeze is extremely gentle, they can get knocked over by a simple leaf, they spend their time mooching off anypony kind enough to take them in, and they have the most outrageously flamboyant hairdos ever! Why have they not gone the way of the proto-dragons? I mean, even if their extinction was Celestia's doing, why can't she do the same for the breezies? Why can't anypony put them out of their little fairy misery?

And after all your hard work in getting them back home safe and sound, all they give you is a flower. A fucking flower! Talk about cheap! I mean, it's a nice flower, but couldn't they have given you something more valuable? They're bound to have useful things, like gold, or breezie world seeds, or maybe a key!

Of course, you probably couldn't have found anything that a key could be used to open, right?

...Right?

Your rambling friend, Discord.

Comments

[SuperPinkBrony12]

Dear Fax Machine:

Forgoing dragon-type attacks and attacking us with leaves? Well played. But you know well that, as fairies, we are still super-effective against you. And we know where you live.

Sweet dreams!

Love, Seabreeze and co.

If the portal ever opens up again, Spike better sleep with one eye open.

[ThePrimoChocolatePony]

Discord and his hint dropping

[Neko Majin C]

Discord is a draconequus, which is fake Latin for Dragon Horse. Meaning Discord would be weak to Seabreeze as well. Which means this:
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Can kick the ass of this:
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Discord thinks he is so much better than our resplendent Princess Twilight Sparkle? HA! Princess Twilight could totally kick Seabreeze's ass, and she would not even displace a single strand of her beautiful mane doing so. Just another reason why Princess Twilight Sparkle is so awesome.

KBO.

[SpacePaladin]

4586992

But Discord's an almost maxed out Legendary that has Metronome Hacked to produce whatever effects he wants, while Seabreeze is maybe level 3.

[Neko Majin C]

4587043 Maybe, but Seabreeze is super badass. Which just ramps up Princess Twilight's badassery even more.

[Jphyper]

4586992 Plus, Discord used to be evil and is still mischievous, so that could make him a Dark type as well. That's a double whammy right there.

[milesprower06]

I have never seen the pet name Candy, lolol.

[ShadowLDrago]

4587136

True, and let's not forget all the things he can do with the various parts of his body, most of which are predators, he could take out the Breezies with his eagle talon alone. And he can use Transform, being Discord, it's hacked so eh can turn into whatever the hell he wants like his hacked Metronome allows him to pull out whatever attack he wants. It's Discord, applying logic? What fun is there in that?

[keaton-furman-prower]

4587705 Candy is best pet name

[keaton-furman-prower]

4588778 What fun is there in making sense?

[Shadowmane PX-41]

Dear Fax Machine:
Forgoing dragon-type attacks and attacking us with leaves? Well played. But you know well that, as fairies, we are still super-effective against you. And we know where you live.
Sweet dreams!
Love, Seabreeze and co.

Dear Seabreeze

You seem like my type of pet, which is something that I usually don't appreciate. But for you, I guess I could make an exception. If it turns out that you're real, I'd like to see you in person.

See you soon.

- Fanny Fulbright