Dear Apple Bloom:
You know, if you're searching for meaning in your life, you could always come work with me. I could teach you to have so much fun with the citizens of Equestria!
Sincerely, Princess Celestia.
Dear Cutie Markers:
Are you looking for new things to do with your lives now that you've gotten your snazzy new butt stickers? I have tons of ideas! You should totally join me sometime!
Your best buddy, Discord.
Dear Sweetie Belle:
I really liked the costumes you made. They were really nice. I wanted to tell you in pony, but my mom tells me I have to stay in the background unless I want to get arrested. I think that's stupid, but I can't do anything about it.
Your best buddy, Button Mash.
P.S.: She even made me dye my mane and coat. I have no idea what's going on. Help!
Dear Tender Taps:
I'm glad that you've made friends with my sister. But you'd better keep your distance if you know what's good for you. I know what you little colts think whenever you see cute fillies.
Applejack, protective big sister.
Dear Applejack:
Are those the same things Big Mac thinks whenever he's anywhere near you?
You know what? I don't care. The fact is, I have my cutie mark now, so I'm old enough to make my own decisions. So fuck off.
Your irritated younger sister, Apple Bloom.
P.S.: You might not want to go anywhere near my bed for the next couple of weeks.
Dear Apple Bloom and Tender Taps:
We have two open positions in our modeling studio. I think you two would be perfect.
~Tree Hugger
Dear Tree Hugger:
Well, I do need money, and I need a place where Applejack isn't spying on everything I do...
I'll consider it.
~Apple Bloom
Dear Apple Bloom:
What did you say about me and art?
Your loyal yet somewhat worried friend, Tender Taps.