//------------------------------// // Maud Pie // Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student // by keaton-furman-prower //------------------------------// Dear Pinkie Pie: You write a lot of puns. Sometimes they're good. But I'm starting to get silicate of them. Your sister, Maud. Dear Maud Pie: You should totally move to Ponyville. Twilight is going to love your company! Your totally-rocking Princess, Celestia. Dear Diary: Of all the things a pony could have for a pet, I really don't understand why anypony would want a rock. I mean, they don't do anything at all! Even a turtle reacts like a normal living creature, and you can even give them helicopter blades so they can fly! Even I can't find some way of making rocks seem like an appropriate pet, and I managed to give a turtle away to Rainbow Dash! Of course, Rarity did get that rock she named Tom once, and Pinkie had a pile she named Rocky, so maybe there's something to it. ...Well, I suppose that, if it were big enough, I could carve the rock into some sort of hairless monkey creature wearing robes. Maybe add some wings to give it something unique. But even then it would just be an inanimate rock statue, never doing anything. Right? -Fluttershy