Dear Twilight Sparkle:
I must admit, I never imagined Enchanted Comics would be so incredibly fun. When I invented it, I was just looking for a way to relive some epic battles, but to think that Spike would trap you? Now that I know I can use them to trap ponies I dislike, a vast number of opportunities open up!
And by the way, if you want some Enchanted Erotica, just ask me. I'll send you as many as you need, all out of the goodness of my heart, and not any nefarious attempts to turn you into my prisoner.
Your faithful comic trapper, Princess Celestia.
P.S.: Tell Fluttershy Firefly got canceled.
Dear Twilight Sprkle:
Shooting out elemental blasts? Oh yeah, how original.
Sincerely, Ronnie Raymond & Jason Rusch.
Dear Applejack:
So, you think that you can imitate me just because you have a lasso? Well, good luck. Just don't let anypony bind your hooves together.
Sincerely, Princess Diana of Themyscira.
Dear Rarity:
We want our rings back.
Sincerely, Atrocitus, Larfleeze, Thaal Sinestro, Hal Jordan, Saint Bro'dee Walker, Indigo-1, and Carol Ferris.
Dear Rainbow Dash:
Please stop screwing with us. We'd like to keep our jobs.
Sincerely, every weather reporter ever.
P.S.: Storm called. She's pissed at you.
Dear Fluttershy:
So you want to rip off my powers? Well, you're making me angry. And trust me, you wouldn't like me when I'm angry.
Sincerely, Dr. Robert Bruce Banner.
Dear Pinkie Pie:
Wanna join the Speed Force club? We'd enjoy some of your cupcakes!
Your fellow speedsters, Jay Garrick, Barry Allen, Wally West, and Bart Allen.
Dear Spike:
I feel your pain.
Your fellow butt monkey forgotten hero, Aquaman.