Dear Cutie Markers:
Don’t listen to Luna. Her ideas always end in disaster. Just keep doing what you do and one day you’ll get your magic butt stickers!
Your very favorite Draconequus, Discord.
P.S.: I do love the chaos you three cause. It reminds me of my own childhood.
Dear Discord:
Aw, thanks for tellin’ me. When Luna told me ah was the second coming of Haysus, I got worried that I’d get nailed to a tree. Now I feel a whole lot better!
Sincerely, Apple Bloom.
P.S.: You had a childhood?
Dear Princess Luna:
I told you to stay the fuck out of my dreams! You may have given me an awesome night with Sunset Shimmer, but that does not give you permission to hijack my dreams and turn them into a porn studio!
Your angry fellow princess, Twilight Sparkle.
Dear Bad Seed:
We’re sorry! We won’t ever be mean to your dumb friends! We promise! Please don’t cut us!
Your scared former friends, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon.
Dear Princess Luna:
I really need those doors back.
Sincerely, Neo
Dear Apple Bloom:
You and your friends seem to have a lot of experience with dreams. Would you be interested in working with me?
Sincerely, Christopher Nolan.