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// Hiatus Finale: The Legend 
// Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by keaton-furman-prower 
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Original chapter here.





Princess Celestia stared blankly at the letter in her hooves.

“I... don't understand this,” she said finally. “What does it mean?”

Luna groaned. She hated her troll of a sister more than almost anything in the world. She would even prefer having to date that ungrateful, selfish bastard, Sombra, once more. Hell, she would even prefer having Tirek return to take over than help Celestia.

That said, the one thing she hated more than her sister was the idea of being stuck on the moon for another 1000 years.

“I believe it is a reference to a movie based on a game,” she said.

“I see,” said Celestia. “And what is this 'Mash' of which it speaks?”

“How am I supposed to know?” asked Luna. “Although, it does sound similar to the username of a player who beat me at a game once.”

“Really?” said Celestia. “And what of 'your mother will reveal her sexiest thong'?”

“WHY ARE YOU TAKING THIS STUPID LETTER SO SERIOUSLY?!” yelled Luna.

“Oh?” said Celestia, a hint of amusement in her voice. “So you're saying I shouldn't take it seriously?”

Luna gritted her teeth. She hated her sister so much.

“Yes, exactly!”

“And aren't you curious about whose mother it's talking about?” said Celestia. “After all, her thong must be pretty sexy, no?”

“Stop it,” said Luna.

“Oh, but we have to find out more!” said Celestia. “After all, I can hardly believe that there is anypony who has a sexier thong than I!”

“Celestia, stop it!”

“My thongs, Luna! My thooongs! My super sexy thoooooongs!”

Luna shut her eyes tightly and placed her hooves over her ears, trying desperately to block out her sister's incessant yammering. But there was no escape from the sun butt's wrath.

“ALL RIGHT! YOU WIN!!!”

As Luna screamed out in despair, Celestia grinned excitedly.

“You have made the right choice,” said Celestia. “We shall find this mare who is sexier than I, and we shall make her and everyone she holds dear pay!”

As the sun butt skipped out of the room happily, Luna groaned.

I can only hope that whoever the message refers to can escape my sister's wrath.

However, as she stared towards the paper once more, she felt a slight sense of annoyance.

On the other hoof, if they are related to that guy who beat me that one time, they deserve my sister's wrath.