Dear Twilight Sparkle:
And here I was hoping you had died. Nope, it turns out you simply learned to hibernate, thus leading you to fall asleep the last day of fall and wake up the day before winter wrap-up. That blows.
Oh well, at least now I know I'll have three months every year in which I don't have to put up with your shit.
Of course, I'm going to have to outlaw fossil fuels. I can't risk losing a single second of those beautiful three months!
But enough about that. Can you explain to me how your little backwater town is able to organize itself perfectly when performing musical numbers, but sucks so bad at actually wrapping up winter?! Not to mention that somepony let Rarity waste her time trying to fix something that couldn't be fixed rather than telling her to give up and move on!
Honestly, I think you could have solved all those problems by threatening them all with banishment. You wouldn't believe how rapidly we get winter wrapped up here in Canterlot when I remind everypony about what happened to my sister. But then again, you managed to pull it off anyway, so your hibernation probably didn't damage your brain too much.
Maybe I should hibernate through the summer. It would mean I only had to deal with you six months every year.
Your ruler who's glad you didn't spend any of the last three months awake, Princess Celestia.