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// Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Rainbow's Social Gathering 
// Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by keaton-furman-prower 
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Dear Rainbow Dash:

First off, what makes you think that anypony would want to spend bits on seeing the “Rainbow Dash Experience?” Furthermore, what does that even mean? For all I know it just means you’re trying to get a whole bunch of fuck buddies who will “experience” your whole body.

Secondly, did you just confess to bringing in the dragon, ursa minor, and parasprites that are currently tearing Ponyville apart? Oh boy, I hope you have a good lawyer, because the whole town is going to want to have you executed now.

Third, why do you have to listen to anything the mayor has to say now? I mean, Twilight’s got her castle in the city now, so what’s the point of having a mayor? It’s kind of redundant, isn’t it? I’d suggest having the town hall demolished and the mayor tarred and feathered, but Wrecking Balls And Tar is currently closed until there are new episodes of My Little Human. What can I say, hiatuses suck.

Finally, what is this Ashleigh Ball Pit?  Sounds awfully dumb.

Your highly amused Princess, Celestia.





Dear Rainbow Dash:

How about y’all cancel this whole gig? It’s been nothin’ but a huge fiasco, and once it’s over everypony can go home, then you and me can have some “fun times” in the Ashleigh Ball Pit.

So, what do you say? Sounds fun?

Sincerely, Applejack.





Dear Applejack and Rainbow Dash.

I shall agree to cancel the event and have you both pardoned (and Mayor Mare tarred and feathered) if you both agree to spend an entire hour in the Ashleigh Ball Pit with me. I assure you it will be quite fun.

Sincerely, Princess Twilight Sparkle.