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// Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Golden Oaks Library Scandal! 
// Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by keaton-furman-prower 
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Dear Twilight Sparkle:

I was highly amused by the fact that Mayor Mare tried to sell your library job. Her stupidity almost reminds me of those dumb bald apes who used to infest this planet.

But I digress. Why are you even bothering to keep that old shack? I mean, since you're now a princess, you could easily have the mayor executed and take her home as your own. It seems that, while you may have the body of an alicorn, you still have the brain of a unicorn. So everything worked out in the end.

Also, I understand that nopony ever bothered to bring any charges against the mayor. Not that it would have mattered in the long run. After all, nopony has ever been arrested in the entire history of Equestria. I mean, if you want to get technical, Discord got stoned, Luna was mooned, and her boyfriend got a 1000-year brain freeze (which, in hindsight, is probably why he could only speak in crystalese) before getting turned into powdered glue.

So, in a nutshell, I humbly welcome you to the world of Equestrian politics. I'm sure you'll be able to find all sorts of ways to screw citizens over while making yourself wealthy and powerful.

Your politically-experienced superior, Princess Celestia.





Dear Twilight Sparkle:

Do not listen to my sister, for she only follows our father's path. Also, she won't stop insisting that Sombra was my boyfriend. We went out on one date. ONE DATE.

Admittedly, I do regret the fact that birth control had yet to be invented at the time.

Your disgruntled equal, Princess Luna.