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// Hiatus Bonus Chapter: The Return of Queen Chrysalis, Part 1 
// Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by keaton-furman-prower 
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Dear Twilight Sparkle:

Yeah, I just made a huge mistake. Of all the ponies I could have kidnapped, it had to be three little braindead pigs. Can you explain how you put up with them?

The worst part is that I need them alive if I want to bring your idiot minions here and feast on their love until they're nothing but soulless shells. If you disagree with that plan, you can ask yourself: do you honestly thing they're better off as they are now? Don't you agree that they would be much better off as soulless shells? Don't tell me you disagree, you know full well they're all beyond any hope of salvation anyway.

But anyway: we just barely survived your brother tossing us out of Canterlot. And yet, we managed to survive. After all, we are not just members of the changeling kingdom; we are family. By working together, we shall overcome every single challenge we are confronted with. And once our plan comes together, the Solar Tyrant shall fall, and the changelings will once again live in our rightful home!

That said, it seems that your junkie friend managed to neutralize several of my soldiers. Then again, they weren't exactly the best soldiers in my army, so no biggie. Fortunately, I've made sure that you can't communicate with the Troll Daughter, thus ensuring our victory. Of course, once we take over, I'm pretty sure I can convince you to join us. I know how much you hate your former mentor, Twilight, why not join me? Once all is said and done, together we can rule Equestria as... well, I'm sure we'll figure that part out eventually.

Please hurry up, though. These three stooges are getting on my nerves.

Your future mentor (hopefully), Queen Chrysalis.