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// Hiatus Bonus Chapter: Canterlot Shutdown 
// Story: Responses To A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by keaton-furman-prower 
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Dear Princess Twilight:

So, your version of health care is to turn every unicorn into a prostitute? Wow, that's brilliant.

I mean, haven't you ever heard of herpes? Or gonorrhea? Or PIV? I'm pretty sure most STDs are immune to healing spells. So instead of healing everypony, they'd just be spreading their various diseases all around Equestria and beyond. And given the current state of our own government, I have better things to do than convince President Mustangascar not to shut everything down again.

Of course, I'm not exactly fond of Luna's plan for universal health care. I mean, we don't need to provide health care for the non-ponies, or even the earth ponies and pegasi. And besides, Luna's plan would cost a lot of money. Not to mention it's so much more fun to see ponies with the blue flu begging on the streets.

Of course, I might eventually simply give in to Luna's demands and just have everypony get their healthcare. Then I'll go ahead and test it out by playing a pony-sized Whack-A-Mole game.

Your healthy fellow Princess, Celestia.





To my most detested sister:

Have you no shame?

Your disgruntled sister, Luna.