Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Dear Braeburn,
So when we first get to town, your right foreleg is injured, and then later during the rainstorm, your left leg is injured.
I know there aren't many things to do out on the range, but maybe you need to stop clopping so hard.
Your cousin,
AJ
Dear Sheriff Silver Star,
If I've still got to face charges for the damages I've caused, why don't y'all go tell the Weather Factory to do the same to Rainbow Dash.
Respectfully,
Troubleshoes
Dear "Mob Ponies",
I love how you two always have a torch and pitchfork.
But Baltimare is that way.
Sincerely,
Sheriff Silver Star
Dear Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo,
If ponies assume fillynapping whenever we run off, do you gals think we could fool Ponyville that Big Mac rapes fillies in the apple cellar?
Sincerely,
Apple Bloom
Dear Applejack,
Alright, cuz. Let's see. First, you poked Big Mac's injury at the Acres during Applebuck Season, then you force fed Rainbow Dash when she was injured at the Equestria Games Qualifications, and now you hoofbump my bad leg.
Do you have a bandage fetish or something?
Sincerely,
Braeburn
Dear Braeburn,
Shit, that's nothing. You should see what they do over here when a horse has a broken leg.
Sincerely,
Sunset Shimmer
Dear Tank,
Hey, it's not winter anymore. You can come out of hibernating now.
Tank?
...Tank?
-Rainbow Dash