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// The Mysterious Mare Do Well 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06

The Mysterious Mare Do Well

Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned that it's not okay to have your fifteen minutes of fame. If you enjoy said fifteen minutes of fame, you'll only get six minutes, and your friends will steal the rest.

It also goes to show that if my ego gets too big, my friends won't pull me aside and talk to me directly; instead opting to one-up my feats of heroism. Jerks.

One last lesson; Scootaloo is really fucking shallow. I mean, seriously, the organizer of the Rainbow Dash Fan Club is so smitten with this mysterious heroine that she completely forgets about the pony she idolizes the most.

Anyway, I think I'm done with this hero business. It'll be interesting to see how many ponies die in freak accidents now.

Your super-ultra-extreme-awesomazing subject,
Rainbow Dash

P.S.- Pfft. Right. Like she would've listened to us if we took her aside and suggested she be more modest. We're not idiots. -Twilight

P.P.S- Did Rainbow kiss me for that photo? I knew she was gay! -AJ