Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Hiatus Bonus Chapter
Crowns and Childbirth
Dear Princess Twilight,
Hey Twilight, Sunset here.
Principal Celestia noted that although you came to get your crown back from me, you never brought back the replica that I left in it's place, the one that's actually supposed to be given to the Fall Formal Princess. The school budget has gotten pretty tight, and she's wondering if you can send that over here at your earliest convenience.
Your student,
Sunset Shimmer
Not now, Sunset. Princess Cadance just gave birth, and quite frankly, I'm trying to figure out how the fuck her marehood is still intact. I mean, the horn and wings on this thing are just... Sweet Celestia...
I also have to go put Scootaloo on suicide watch so yeah, it's gonna be busy for awhile, and I won't be able to get you that crown back for a bit. Sorry.
-Twilight
Yeah, same thing happened here too. Nine months after the Friendship Games, even. I guess Dean Cadance and Shining Armor were doing something... Else... When they went to go get Principal Cinch's contact sheet for Everton.
-Sunset