//------------------------------// // Inspiration Manifestation // Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student // by milesprower06 //------------------------------// Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student by milesprower06 Inspiration Manifestation Dear Munchkins, Alright, we followed the yellow brick road, but this doesn't look like Emerald City. Nothing looks like emerald. But there are a lot of talking ponies, even ones of different colors. One of them is an asshole wizard, too. Maybe they're renovating, who knows? -Dorothy Dear Rarity, STOP dressing me in style. I'm having nightmares. Just stop. -Rainbow Dash Dear Diary, How the fuck did I get he- OOH A CELLO! -Octavia Dear Rarity, Alright, enough with the creativity. I'm sick of this. You've just inspired my marefriend to go on a nationwide tour with her new band, 'Rariots of Fire'. Now whose bass am I gonna drop? -Vinyl Scratch Dear Rarity, You bitch. Do you know how hard Button had to work for his diamond armor, and then you just give Spike a set through console commands? You suck. Don't mine at night. -Sweetie Belle Dearest Sister, When you, Cadance, and Twilight are done clearing out the dark magic from Ponyville, please find Spike and give him some advice on how to survive on the moon for a little while. I think he's earned a little vacation after I got a molten, melted lock delivered on my head. Thank you. -Princess Celestia Dear Rarity, You condescending whore. It's time for a diet. All that fucking ice cream, are you nuts??? Sincerely, Future Rarity