//------------------------------// // Road to Friendship // Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student // by milesprower06 //------------------------------// Additional contributions by MixMassBasher. To Guidance Counsellor Starlight, Seriously? The one time that ponies are lining up to come to you for advice and you decide to avoid your duties and run off with your marefriend?! Hope you have a horrible time, then! Signed, Headmistress Twilight Dear Headmistress Twilight, Oh, I doubt it will be the only time, trust me. Sincerely, Counselor Starlight Dear Maud, Could you fill in as guidance counselor while I help out Trixie with her show? Your friend, Starlight Glimmer   Dear Starlight, Sorry, I have a date with Mudbriar, but Boulder could help. He knows how to smooth out the sedimental types. -Maud Dearest Trixie and Starlight, What I meant when I said you two should prove your friendship, I wanted you two to actually be fucking. I do enjoy watching a good show. Your always entertained spectator, Hoo'Far Dear Trixie and Starlight, That was the shittiest friendship chant ever. Maybe Cadance and I should show you how it's done. Don't worry. We'll be gentle. Signed, Headmare Twilight Dear Sloppy Seconds Starlight, You were already on a camping trip gone wrong, that has been done episodes ago. Why did you have to do road trip gone wrong, too? Sincerely, Pinkie "Apple" Pie Dear Pinkie, Are you afraid that I had a better road trip with a song than you did with the Apples? It's okay, you can tell me. That's what a counselor is for. Sincerely, Starlight Glimmer