Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
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"The Inner Hue" Film Cancelled Amid Terrorist Threats
THE FOAL FREE PRESS
CONTROVERSIAL FILM "THE INNER HUE" CANCELLED
Months of controversy finally came to a head and erupted yesterday when national cinema chains began to pull out of showing Pony Pictures of Equestria's new political comedy, The Inner Hue, after griffon terrorists threatened retaliation against theaters that showed the film. After numerous pullouts, Pony Pictures announced that they will be cancelling the theatrical release altogether, a mere week before the release on Hearth's Warming Day.
"The Inner Hue" revolves around two famous fashion designers who are recruited by the Royal Guard to assassinate the dictator of the nation of Griffondor while they design a uniform for the reclusive nation's leader. The controversy stems from the fact that the targeted dictator, Fried Chik Un, is currently alive and in power. Declaring the film to be an act of war, Un demanded that the film be pulled. Amid further threats to theaters, it seems Pony Pictures is doing just that.
But not all ponies are thrilled at the decision, and it seems that the hype and growing controversy is causing more and more ponies to be immensely curious about a film that has otherwise stayed off their radar.
"The fact that cinemas and Pony Pictures has caved in to a terrorist threat is nothing short of disgusting," offered one moviegoer who is determined to boycott the cinemas who pulled out of showing the film.
"If the cinemas across Equestria are to be taken seriously, then we have truly become a nation that is ruled by fear, and the Al Hayda terrorists who carried out the 9/11 attacks on Manehattan won."
A theater in south Equestria, in Fort Hoof, is making the best of a bad situation, opting to show Team Equestria, the political comedy from 2004. The film's tagline is 'Putting the 'F' back in friendship.'
But some are more wary of the potential consequences the film could bring.
"Think about it, if the Griffon's made a movie about assassinating Princess Sparkle, would we not be offended and ask it to be pulled?"
The commentator above seemed to not notice our journalist team shaking their heads.