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// Viva Las Pegasus (Mixed, Massed, and Bashed) 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Dear Flim Flam Brothers,

Ah guarantee that in less than two months, ya'll be broke and in the streets begging for money. Welcome to Las Pegasus, ya darn no good hooligans!

Signed,
Applejack





Dear Tourists,

This resort isn't worth going to. You'll be conned like there was no tomorrow. Go someplace else.

The mare of honesty,
Applejack





Dear Flim Flam Brothers,

If you two imbeciles ever try coming to Ponyville with a large crane, just be ready for a friendship lazor to fire you to oblivion.

Your ecofriendly princess,
Twilight Sparkle





Dear Gladmane

Since you have this special talent for keeping ponies from leaving your resort, mind if we send a certain purple princess here?

-Fluttershy and Applejack





THE FOAL FREE PRESS
GLADMANE HAS LEFT THE BUILDING LIVING

After Gladmane, the famous resort owner, was disgraced and lost his luxury resort to two con artists, he was devastated and soon after suffered depression.

Gladmane was scheduled to fly out of Marephis, but that same afternoon he was discovered unresponsive on his luxury bathroom floor. To put it bluntly... he died on the shitter... His death was officially pronounced at 3:30 p.m. at Baptrot Memorial Hospital, the cause of his death was due to an overdosed on some drugs.

His death has now been added onto the list of celebrity deaths that has occurred throughout this year. So, let him be forever remembered along with Prance, Muhammad Alicorn, Hayrambe and many others whose lives were cut short.

When interviewing other celebrities, here's what one of them has to say.

"Life is just a perfect illusion. One moment, you're here. The next thing, you're not," says Lady Rara.





Dear Granddaughter,

Are those two hooligans arguing again? I thought I told them off last time at Apple Con 45!

Annoyed,
Granny Smith