Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student

by milesprower06


Parental Glideance

Additional contributions by MixMassBasher


Dear Bow Hothoof and Windy Whistles,

Could you adopt me?

Rainbow Dashs’ honorary sister,
Scootaloo


Dear best daughter ever,

Thanks for that private air show performance, but wasn't that name a bit of a mouthful?

Sincerely,
Mom and Dad


Dear Mom and Dad,

It's a working title.

Sincerely,
Rainbow Dash


Dear Bow Hothoof,

Say, Scootaloo told us about that awesome door you installed to Rainbow's trophy room.

We're wondering if you could install one with a klaxon for Twilight's bedroom. So we know when to run for cover.

What do you charge for your services?

Sincerely,
Fluttershy, Rarity, Pinkie Pie, Rainbow Dash, Applejack, and Spike


Dear Scootaloo,

Thanks for helping us reconnect with our daughter.

Now, about that hole in my front lawn that you made on the way up here...

Sincerely,
Bow Hothoof