• Member Since 16th Jul, 2012
  • offline last seen Feb 19th, 2020

Ssendam the Masked

My mask protects me from gas and Internet gnomes. What's your mask?


Alright, do you want some advice?
Don't go evil if you don't want to have heroes trying to kill you repeatedly. I know, sometimes you have to do things that are morally questionable, but at others, just be a good guy. Wait in line rather than summon a horde of undead to tear the throats out of everybody except the barista. Or just freeze everybody in place. That's at least funny in a conventional sense.
I'm (sort of) reformed now.
Unfortunately, there're these six mares and their ruler who are making this VERY DIFFICULT.

EDIT: After four days, the Featured streak has ended. It was a good run.
EDIT: Featured again on 10 May? Aw, stahp it guys. Stahp.

EDIT: New coverart courtesy of Leila Drake. Go to her and commission stuff.

Chapters (20)
Comments ( 816 )

Dear god, yes. I cannot wait to see where this goes.

I really don’t see how they could mistake this guy for a villain. He’s plainly too FABULOUS to be evil!

NOW that is what am talking a bout.:pinkiehappy: Give the guy evil powers but make him good! Lets see how you will do this.:trixieshiftright:

Delishus Rainbows.

This lich beats Raust by a longshot, let me tell you.

But he still is nothing to Vodahmin.

Human in Equestria? Seen it
Human turned into lich? Seen it

Human turned into lich with a rainbow powers? Okay I haven't

I think we've just found Richard's long lost cousin.
For those of you who have no idea who I'm talking about:

I did NOT know about that one. Thank you.

this fic is FABULOUS!

4216400 I'd have put that one up as well, but I thought that Cale took up too much of the spotlight.

True true.....
Still Richard got some fine spotlight in It :pinkiecrazy::pinkiecrazy:

Pretty awesome so far.

Oh... another one of... these :pinkiesick:
I don't mean to insult your story, but "cosplayer turns into monster thing" got old really fast.

4216605 Gems are truly outrageous, Truly Truly Truly Truly outrageous.

Well, this is going to be interesting. Welcome to the LoHAV club.

Wonder what will happen when he finds out the elements use rainbow magic too?

I love it! ;'D I demand for more, potential is a yes. ;c

Oh man this is going to be great, I can't wait to see the trolling of a bunch of ponies with rainbow magic for the lulz.

Dude, the LOHAV universe's stories all have a cosplay transformation introduction, it's practically canon.

I can't comment on how much I like the story until more comes out, but I am eagerly awaiting the next chapter.

Yeah, and the first few were interesting. They were new. Then everyone and their mother joined in on it, and the site was flooded with mediocre (or worse, unfortunately) stories over the span of a couple of months, had one or two chapters, and haven't been touched since.

Not to mention the group claiming stories from before the inspiration of the group was first published, the mis-labeling and accepting of subpar stories, and the group just seeming to not know what they want to include.

I'm not giving the story a thumbs down, it's just that it has already been done to death, no pun intended. This story just isn't for me. I've had enough of this 'genre' for a while yet...

I do, however, wish that you become famous and blah blah go be a princess or something.

That's good to hear. I agree, I have written some fics that I feel are absolute crap, like Doctor Weird in Equestria, which is a huge joke mainly written for the hell of it. Also, there's the Fat Friar, another joke one that I'm going to update soon.

I've always tried to make my shameless bandwagon jumping of the highest quality I can get. I like honest criticism more than any false praise. For that, I'm going to upvote your comments, because you seem like a pretty chill guy.

I saw the lime in the coconut...
That was when I realized I had forgotten my little green bag.


4216068 Looking for Group? Oh, fuck the hell YES! SOMEONE ELSE HERE LIKES IT!

Hmmm... dark, but no sex or gore tags--and there's even a comedy tag! *shrugs* Worth a look, at least... to the Read Later list it goes! :rainbowdetermined2:

I see potential here. Writing is good. The Fabulous Rainbow Powers is an amusing touch. Premise is heavily done, but that's not a bad thing. It's a known and familiar recipe you're using. Just need to see what you do with it.

I imagine him as Skeletor. I fully hope for a Skeletor-man x Celly + Lulu. That is all.

I almost thought it wasn't gonna be a cosplayer goes to Equestria, you were so close! Damn you, you were so close!

*Falls to knees and hits floor*

Yeah, all evil emperors hate having to hear boring heroic speeches...

He and rarity must become the BEST of friends! You hear me! The most fabulous!!

I'm not mad...I'm just disappointed.

Eh. I wasn't expecting everything that this fic has. It's ridiculous. Why is this so popular? What winning formula did I hit on here? Was it the name? The blatant fabulousness? I don't rightly know myself.

I'm not even flustered that this is featured, I just don't like cosplayers go to Equestria at all, and seeing it go popular is like someone stabbing me with a quill.

Pragmatic Evil is best Evil. :pinkiehappy:

Well, if it makes you feel better, I'm hammering out a LoHAV story in which a pair of Pathfinder players are sent to Equestria and essentially become glorified cosplayers.

That fact that cosplayers going to Equestria has a group.

Well, it doesn't exclusively deal with cosplayers, but I understand your point. Hopefully the 'genre' gets a little more diverse. Then we can start filling up the other folders in the group.

ok am I the only one who got a thing saying a new chapter came out and can't find it?

Yeah, I accidentally almost published an unfinished chapter. It's finished now.

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