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Im just a cat. In a box. In the head of a long dead professor. Miau~ Also, Ponies.


A statement... apology... thing, of sorts. · 7:48pm Jun 4th, 2018

Urgh... so much dust everywhere.

Hey y´all peeps and peepettes of FimFiction.*awkward wave ^////////^*

Guess you all noticed that my writing all but came to a dead halt huh? Those awesome fellas and fellerettes who still check on my stories anyways. Massive kudos to you all, you are all better than I deserve.*that one weird ghetto respect gesture with bumping your fist above your heart, then pointing towards you*

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Some favourite Quotes of mine^^

As a tortoise you cannot tramble down the nonbelievers. All you can do at best is giving them a penal glare.
-Terry Pratchet

It does not matter if you win or loose a game, all that matters is how you play it.
- Unkown

Have no fear of perfection, you´ll never reach it.
- Salvador Dali

You can´t wait for inspiration, you have to go after it with a club.
- Jack London

Creativity takes courage.
- Henri Matisse

Think left and think right, think low and think high. Oh, the things you can think up if you only try.
- Dr. Seuss

Hakuuna Matata.
- Timon & Pumba, The Lion King

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Hey there, Katze. How’s it going?

Thanks for the fav!

*Pet's head* Hi Kitty

Ahh, thank you. That actually makes me feel a bit better because now I finaly get what you mean.^^ I think I just indentified most euphemisms on the spot and di not even think much about it, so that went way over my head.^^°


There's generally four types of humor:

1.) Body function humor (think "fart jokes")
2.) Long and drawn out with a good punchline, but not everyone is willing to wait around for it
3.) High-brow intellectual style jokes
4.) Sex jokes

The "trilogy" of stories in which CoGI is set falls into that last category, and as we all know, even though discussion of farts and excrement are perfectly acceptable in polite company, we all know that sex jokes are somehow verboten in all but the most horrible of company, so to be "polite" we use euphemisms and oblique and vague references.

And now, you know!

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