Im just a cat. In a box. In the head of a long dead professor. Miau~ Also, Ponies.
Featured Sci-Fi Story: "Equus Metamorphosis" ( http://bit.ly/1YnanMR )
My story is much like yours. I was born naked, screaming, and drenched in someone else's blood. But somehow, I overcame these limitations and am now a somewhat prolific writer of pony fiction.