There is no rule stating that one cannot be a geek AND also be buff.
I defy the rules.
Now, I am here in this anthro Equestria because reasons.
I am the Muscle Wizard, and I cast Magic Fist.
Inspired by Malideus.
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That was Hilarious The whole thing between him and the fat nerd was pure genius good job
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Well that was something...
My?
....WELL OK THEN
And low and behold, Muscle Wizard did smite the party beast.
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Yes! Holy mother of the gods
YES!!!
I approve. Please continue
THIS ARCANE MIGHT HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!
I wholeheartedly approve, but recommend you look through this again for errors, I spotted afew. I shan't mention them anymore though, I'm intimidated by the Magic Fist spell, I can't figure out whether to defend from physical assault or magical.
Oh... Oh dear god...
Somehow, somewhere, Malideus is trembling in his sleep.
I was not prepared... for this.
Publish this beautiful monstrosity. That is literally the perfect term for it: a BEAUTIFUL MONSTROSITY.
My body is ready.
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I have no idea what I just read but it was GLORIUS!!!
Oh god...It's beautiful.
Magic Fistile. The Level 0 cantrip for the Muscle Wizard. Very nice.
I have MADE that build. And useing a feat, actually cast spells based on my strength score.
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This is going to be great.
Please tell me though, is he going to go on a Huge Quest?
I AM SPREADING AWARENESS OF THIS VIDEO~!
Oh God.
It's... glorious.
Khorne is pleased with your acts of violence against the ponies!
Then his biceps exploded because all the steroids he took depressed his immune system and he got a septic wound in one of the injection sites.
And then he died.
The end!
YES!!!
This is the group's most important story
It requires more updates.
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I like that. Too bad it can never happen.
BECAUSE HE CASTED FIST
I spy with my little eye somthing that is very /tg/ related
muscle wizard is reminding me of Alex Louis Armstrong!
MY MUSCLES HAVE BEEN PASSED DOWN THE MUSCLE WIZARD FAMILY FOR GENERATIONS!!!
Hmm... This is intriguing. I think I'll watch this.
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You... I remember you!
However did you escape from your eternal prison in the Base of Meme?
But it does not matter. Let all rejoice, for the Lord of Pony Trolls has returned!
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403 Forbidden
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I must know this feat. I've always wanted a Fighter/Wizard or Fighter/Sorc (maybe even an Eldritch Knight). With magic coming from strength rather than intelligence, that would make him much more useful.
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HUUUUGEEEE!!!!
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Hey!!!
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Yes, yes, I get that a lot. Thank you for the warm welcome, though.
Gaze upon these muscles sculpted to perfection and know true happiness and wonder!
3997200 FOOL!! I HAVE FALCON PUNCH, THE MOST OP ATTACK EVER!!!
3997426 Ancient Tradition lets a wizard change what stat they use for casting to another stat. It was intended to let them chose wisdom or charisma so they could more easily cross class with another caster class. But since the feat doesn't specify this and let's you chose ANY stat...have fun!
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I think this should be what he looks like.
The true Muscle Wizard is a gentleman and a scholar; adapting to any situation with grace, sophistication and, if necessary, his fists. This guy's just a raving loony who yells at people and seems to think that 'punch it in the face' is the go-to solution. Basically he's a barbarian now, not a wizard.
The story was pretty funny, though.
I'm sorry pinkie but LOOK AT THESE MUSCLES SO YOU CAN KNOW WHAT TRUE HEATH LOOKS LIKE.
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He'll regain some semblance of sanity in the next chapter.
After all, he's riding high on adrenalin and machismo from falling from the sky, punching the ground and WINNING.
What ho, Muscle Wizard! Might you cast us a spell?
3997431 Hi!
If you have a problem with Muscle Wizard's status as most important, he has 3 words for you to change your mind.
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Its a very well thought out and beautifully spoken argument is it not?
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I CAST FIST.
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I cast a better-written story. Marginally, but still.
Oh, and teleport.
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I looked it up, and it's been retcon'd out of existence. The most I found was a fan suggested feat, and that was extra explicit about no muscle wizards.
'Tis a dark day in the kingdom, M'Lord.
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By the Power of Charles Atlas I Grant you Muscles!
There has yet to be a problem encountered that could not be solved by the suitable application of FIST.
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First or second link?
This is almost as bad as Malideus, so far. I've no real interest in it so far, but I'll be watching. Enjoy the watch and mourn the lack of votes or favorites.
3993296 You win the internet with that one mate.
Dayymnnn Gurl! Got some muscles on dat puppy!
4000225 The first one.
4000565 Malideus was enjoyable.
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It reminds me of Brick from some of the Borderlands 2 DLC
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