Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
The Mane Attraction
Dear Applejack,
What's that? You're overly concerned about somepony you knew since you were a filly, who used to be all nice, but now she's a rude, demanding asshole?
I'd love to help, really I would, but don't ya think yer bein' a tiny bit possessive of her?
Sincerely,
Karma, you bitch.
AKA Princess Twilight Sparkle of Ponyville
Dear Svengallop,
Prince Blueblood, and I would like to invite you to the Equestrian Assholes Club.
We meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays for tea and politics.
Cordially,
Spoiled Rich