Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
The Hooffields and McColts
Dear McColts,
I can't believe you fell for the cake.
Everypony knows the cake is a lie!
-Twilight
Dear Fluttershy,
Yeah, I'm pretty sure the map just had you come along because "animals".
To think I could've had some time to myself. It would have been so nice to just recline and watch these two families play catapult.
-Princess Twilight
Dear Twilight,
I don't care how spread out your books are, stay the fuck off of my throne. Celestia only knows where that ass of yours has been.
-Applejack