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// Forever Filly 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.





Dear Mom and Dad,

HELP!!! SOS!!!! SOMEPONY!!! My sister is trying to put me in diapers. DIAPERS!!!

Your daughter,
Sweetie Belle





Dear Princess Celestia,

Today I learned three things.

Dogs grow up, ponies grow up, and when ponies grow up enough, sometimes they go through a very annoying phase called a "midlife crisis". For some ponies, it's more serious than others.

Your faithful subject,
Sweetie Belle





Dear Rarity,

If you're looking for a pony who is completely obsessed with their fillyhood and is currently unable to move past it, you should really talk to Starlight.

Your sister,
Sweetie Belle





FOAL FREE PRESS
FEATHER BANGS LAS PEGASUS CONCERT RUDELY INTERRUPTED

Cleanup efforts are under way in Las Pegasus after a pony in the Manticore Bay hotel began shooting spitballs at concertgoers across the street last Saturday night. Budding pop artist Feather Bangs was forced off stage as approximately 58 ponies were hit with spitballs as they ran for cover.

After determining what floor and room it was coming from, guards were able to breach the room, and the pegasus was forced to fly off to avoid capture. There are currently no suspects, although the investigation is still ongoing.