Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Hiatus Bonus Chapter
Research Notes: The Crystal Heart
Dear Princess Cadance,
I think the contractor for this castle must have been a crystal pony, this thing contrasts so badly with the rest of Ponyville that it may as well be me.
Anyway, I was killing some time doing some research, and something came to my mind about the Crystal Heart.
I noticed both after we defeated King Sombra, and when the Crystal Empire was announced as the locale for the games, the heart lit up and shot lights across the sky.
So if it's a representation of the love and joy of your citizens, does it light up at all when your crystal ponies have orgasms?
Sincerely,
Princess Twilight Sparkle
To my sister-in-law Twilight,
Yes, the Crystal Heart has been known to flicker a few times through the night. I just wish I could see it when Shining is rutting me. He's an amazing lover.
Not that you'd know anything about that.
Sincerely,
Princes Mi Amore CadenzaP.S. I hope Spike isn't eating too much of your castle.
Dear Cadance,
No worries. Fluttershy taught me Dragonrend last week. It's worked absolute wonders.
-Twilight
Oh good. As for your overzealous needs and desires, have you tried a mime pony?
They'd be able to do unspeakable things to you.