Dear Diary,
It's been a few weeks since I created my "totally not copying DC" version of the Legion of Doom and progress in getting them to work together hasn't gone as planned. Who knew that putting a bunch of villains together would cause so much chaos!
Though, I don't understand why they can't get along. They are the most perfectly dysfunctional family I've ever seen! So, how can they not work together? Cozy has been constantly drawing propaganda posters to impose unity with each other under her dictatorship; Tirek does nothing but lift shit to compensate for his medium sized stature; and Chrysie spends all day just talking to a purple dildo now ever since her other pink fluffball pet expired.
I mean, not even a song and dance number made them work together! And that always works! They even sung it so well. Why, you could hear all the windows they cracked thousands of miles away... Absolutely brilliant! I've heard better villain songs, though. I mean, here's a better song that one third of the Chaos Making Crusaders and her gryphon boyfriend cooked up with another guy named Baasik.
You’re welcome, readers!
I know what this needs! A random trial for my heroes villains to face that'll get them to put aside their differences and work together for the greater good evil. The best part is that it's just a wild goose chase! The bell doesn't actually exist, or else I am so screwed!
They just need to climb up Mt. Everhoof and battle this red pony at the top. Unfortunately, that old pony settled to wait near the "safety zone" of the mountain. Well, so much for making a video game reference... I even wanted to add these miscellaneous portals scattered throughout the mountain that will teleport you anywhere else on the mountain, but apparently, Ducktales stole that idea already. Planning aside, hijinks ensued in their trip together. Chaos approved. They tried splitting up the team only to fall apart because of it. My practical lesson worked wonders because, by nightfall, they were buddying up around a campfire learning about teamwork to accomplish their goals.
Hey! Maybe I should write this down in Twilight's lesson plans the next time I'm in charge of the school!
Please ignore the crossed out words above this sentence.
I didn't need to see what happened after that. They would get to the top of the mountain to find nothing there! Because if the bell was there, it wouldn't make much sense. How would a pony be able to climb up such a dangerous mountain and climb back down and live to tell the tale!?! Utter myth and nonsense! As if the bell was actually there.
Well, despite them getting a literal no-bell prize, they are at least working together, now. I may have gotten rusty with my mind manipulation skills over the seasons, but this episode clearly shows that I still got it!
This will definitely be Twilight's greatest challenge yet!
Signed,Grogar
Oh, who am I kidding? You all know who I am by now!
Yours chaotically,
Discord
Dear Chrysalis,
You know, if this whole plan doesn't work out, then I think you just might have a shot at stand-up comedy.
That Twilight bit was hilarious. Impressions seem to be your thing.
Do it again for us sometime.
Because, you know, that was pretty much the reason I gave you your magic back.
Sincerely,
Tirek
P.S. Let me know if you'd like some alone time with another type of wood I could introduce you to.