Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
Hiatus Finale
The Legend
Critique not the consoles
Their graphics, price, or lighting
Lest their fancolts wreak destruction
Upon the forum in which they clash
Though the gamer's great guardian
Shall rise to quell the fighting
Alone it's ban shall fail
Lest the earth shall turn to Mash
Into thine hooves
Play together all three
Their powers combined
Match the P of the C
From the trio of consoles
DLC shall you take
For between start and end
All the difference it makes
Climb into bed this fight shall be long
And your mom will reveal her sexiest thong