Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.
Dear Diary,
Tests. The bane of any student's existence. Even more so if we fail. We'll be stuck with Headmistress Twilight for extra-curricular activities. Not wanting my friends to get screwed over in more ways than one, I suggested we have a study group session together... with varying degrees of success. My gal pal, Gallus, and tsundere, Smolder, had difficulty memorizing simple facts despite learning only eight seasons worth of information! Her highness, Silverstream, opted to study about plumbing in case a friendship degree wouldn't get her a job. And Yona was asleep the whole time. Maybe if Professor Rockhoof was here then, she'd be awake. Then, little missy, Cozy Blows, decides to mindfuck my friends about how friendship is not in their nature. Dude, they're not the Princess of Friendship, so piss off, you wannabe Diamond Tiara. And you can clearly find what my friends natures are if you look up a Ponydex. Gallus is Naughty, Ocellus is Timid, Smolder is Rash, Silverstream is Jolly and Yona is Naive.
Hours of not studying later, we somehow came across some sort of chamber of secrets through a vent. Thankfully, there wasn't any evil basilisk. I suspected that we stumbled across Headmistress Twilight's secret underground porn collection, because we saw the Headmistress all sparkly as though the Crystal Heart had just barfed on her, saying "Welcome," like the sexual predator she is. Our first option was obviously to split up in various directions away from her as none of us wanted to become the virgin sacrifice. But I presume that the Princess had somehow used her magic to create various trap rooms for each of us. She must've gained a lot of experience using dimensional magic when she went through all those multi-dimensional doors a while back...
Thankfully, Professors Rarity and Rainbow Dash came to the rescue and even offered me to be part of a friendship quest which seemed to be running around in circles for hours on end. Fed up, I called them out on their shenanigans, to which they started threatening me to choose between my friends or join them.
Hmmmm. Let me think. Choose between the friends who have stuck with me through and through since this school's creation, or be part of the dysfunctional friendship that is between our teachers and principal?
Yeah... no.
Soon after, I reunited with my friends and, apparently, they faced some trials, too.
Gallus was afraid of getting squished into canned chicken dinner. Ocellus seemed to forget that she's a shape shifter and may have accidentally turned into her worst fear in self defence. Silverstream had to face her fear of the Storm King by screaming at him to shoo be doo off back into tiny little broken statue pieces. Smolder surprisingly had the fear of admitting she liked the girly girly generation three crap. Finally, Yona got introduced to the Spiderverse.
In a surprising twist, it turned out that it was the Tree of Harmony that caused all this. Let's be honest, it is quite fitting that the Tree of Harmony chose Headmistress Twilight as her avatar since it was a complete dick to us the moment we met it. However, I'm relieved that it doesn't have Headmistress Twilight’s sexual urges, because there's no way I am fucking a tree! Well... maybe if it was Professor Fluttershy. She's the absolutely best teacher!
Well, after this little misadventure, my friends and I are definitely more fired up than ever! We'll ace the upcoming friendship test for sure! So long as we find the right places to hide our cheat sheets during the test.
Your friendship student,
Sandbar
To The Tree of Harmony,
I'm sorry I covered the Hearth’s Warming Tree in goop a while back! Please don't put me in cramped spaces again!
Your claustrophobic griffon,
Gallus
Dear Gallus,
I'd say you had better pass that test then.
Otherwise Headmare Twilight will undoubtedly introduce you to her cramped space.
Sincerely,
Treelight Sparkle
Dear Princess Smolder,
If you'd like to invite me to tea, I'd love to introduce you to my D afterward.
Sincerely,
Gallus
DA SKOOL RULES (E.E.A Approved)
The proper rules and requirements for any school to meet the standards of the E.E.A.
Anime Edition
41) For an all girl school, there must be, at a minimum, have one boy in it
42) The minimum grades for female students to enter are Grades C or D.... breast size
43) The recommended daily breakfast for students is buttered toast. Especially useful for a quick grab and go when late for school
44) Unicorns are required to go for training camp to help develop whatever quirk that they have manifested
45) There must at least be one day where students all get to go out and have a beach day
46) All teachers are required to wear skimpy attire
47) Students should be on the lookout from Yanderes or Tsunderes. Extremely violent. Do not approach.
48) Students with great magical or physical prowess are recommended to join the Inazuma Soccer Club.
49) Unicorns are required to be magically-bond to a weapon of choice and to become a true Death Scythe, one must acquire ninety-nine kishin eggs and an evil enchantress' soul.
50) Join the Doki Doki Literature Club͕̣͕̗͎͉! ̲̦͚͓̼͡T͏̫̮̦̫̬ḩ̪̺̪̘e̥͖̮̱̜̦̖ ̣͕̗͎F̼̠͉̠̗e͉̹̱̙̮̦͎s̨t͔̩͕̺̗̠͡i̮͈͈̙̣͈̠val͙̦̭̻̙̪ͅ'̯s͖̮̩̣ ͕̯̘̣͙͇͞j͝u̼͖͉̭̣̠̞͘s͔͈̪͔̼̜͙̀t͏͓̺ ͈d̞͇̭̟̜a̴͓̼y̷̫͕͓̮̹s̨̤̺͉̠̖ ̙͚͚͔͉͜a͇w͏a̶̤y̴̖!̭͍̻͙̻͉̗͝
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