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// It Isn't the Mane Thing About You 
// Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student 
// by milesprower06 
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Additional contributions by MixMassBasher.





Dear Rarity,

My deepest apologies for what happened to your mane.
It appears you took Pinkie’s bottle, which removes stains.
Just be glad you didn’t instead lose all your fur,
otherwise you’d look even worse, I’m sure.

Sincerely,
Zecora





Dear Rarity,

So you're more worried about your mane than being generous to others? Didn't Mistmane teach you anything?

Your annoyed sister,
Sweetie Belle





Dear Sweetie Belle,

We've known this for years, so maybe you need another hint or two; out of all of us, your sister has routinely been the shittiest representation of her element. I remember back when the show was at the concept stage, where Lauren had first come up with the Element of Inspiration, which would have fit one hundred times better.

Because at this point, I'm fairly certain that all of us have been more generous than your sister.

Seriously, there was a reason why she got the most protesters after we made copies of that friendship journal and put it out all over Equestria.

Sincerely,
Pinkie Pie





Dear Rarity,

So, you cut off your tail for a gay sea serpent and think nothing of it, but your mane is what you’re concerned about?

Just go to a wig store. Ponyville seem to have a store for just about any useless household appliance and knick knack. I’m sure there’s even one for kitchen sinks.

Annoyed,
Twilight Sparkle