//------------------------------// // Uncommon Bond // Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student // by milesprower06 //------------------------------// Additional contributions by MixMassBasher. Dear Starlight Glimmer, You know the old saying: Three’s a crowd. Yours chaotically, Discord Dear Sunburst, You do realize that Twilight may have been friendly with you because she could get a little something from you later. This was not how I wanted to spend my weekend off. Your old friend, Starlight Glimmer Dear Starlight Glimmer, Apologies about the large antique shop. If you’re so bored, we could go out of a fantastic adventure searching the cosmos. I am pretty certain your two friends won’t even notice you’re gone. We’ll be back in perhaps two minutes. -Time Turner Dear Twilight Sparkle, If you’re not doing anything tonight… could I come over? We could also do some of our old foalhood games. Maybe even improve our chemistry together. Your old friend, Moondancer "Urgh! There’s got to be another board game Sunburst and I could play.” The sounds of drum beats were suddenly heard. Starlight soon noticed the source of the sound of drums was a dusty old board game. Igniting her horn, Starlight levitated the boardgame towards her, making sure to remove the dust off the cover. “Jumanji? Pfft! Whatever!” Starlight said as she threw it out the window. The Jumanji game sat there in the grass before it started to glow very brightly, turning into a video game. It was at this point that Button Mash was trotting by and saw the game. "Hey! A video game!" Dear Starlight Glimmer, Stop breaking my castle. I already lost my treehouse and with all the damages my castle has been receiving, I’m surprised it’s still standing. Your Ex-teacher, Princess Twilight Sparkle Dear Starlight Glimmer, Do you still have that turn into a foal spell? -Rarity Dear Sister, Rarity. We talked about this. I’m an adult now. Not a foal. -Sweetie Belle Dear Sweetie Belle, Yeah, I've got that. Why do you think I'm talking to Starlight? Sincerely, Rarity Dear Sunburst, Was it really that hard to pick up what I was putting down? I wanted to help you with your morning wood. Your horny, oldest friend, Starlight Glimmer Dear Starlight, While I have expressed curiosity in the lumberjack profession, I don't see why we have to do that so early in the morning. Sincerely, Sunburst