//------------------------------// // Crusaders of the Lost Mark // Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student // by milesprower06 //------------------------------// Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student by milesprower06 Crusaders of the Lost Mark Hey dad, You do know about this little thing called divorce, right? Is mom like, really great in bed or am I missing something else here? Because I've turned over a new leaf at school, and from where I'm standing, that cunt became useless after she popped me out. Think about it. Love, Diamond Tiara Princess Celestia sat in her throne room, performing the trivial, mind-numbing routines that befell Equestria's princess, when suddenly out of the corner of her eye, she noticed a green sparkling trail of smoke coming towards her window. "No... No way... NO WAY! Oh myself oh myself oh myself... Luna! LUNA! Get in here! It's a LETTER!!!" Luna burst into the throne room just as the smoke trail burst and materialized into a sealed scroll. "Well no shit, you're not completely forgotten about. What has it been, two years?" Celestia opened the letter and disappointment began to show on her face. "That's it? Just a picture?" Celestia said, dumbfounded. Luna came around and looked at the photo herself. "Well what do you know? The three stooges finally got branded." "I give it a week before they're bored." Dear Diamond Tiara, Look, are you sure they didn't get the scripts mixed up or something? Because as it stands, you've got more character development than me. Sincerely, Spike Dear Spike, Yeah, and it happened in just about ten minutes for me. You've had five years, and all you've managed to do is hoard a shitload of items, go on a quest of discovery where you pretty much decided you were happy where you were in the first place, and managed to piss off an entire royal summit. Hell, the only time you really made a difference was in a comic book. Sucks to be you, Fax Machine. -DT