Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student
by milesprower06
The Lost Treasure of Griffonstone
To: Lara Croft (TombTitties@playstation.net), Nathan Drake (TestosteroneRaider@playstation.net), Indiana Jones (nukethefridge@lucasfilm.com), Daring Do (AKYearling@Equestriapublishers.net)
Subject: Idol of BoreasAlright folks. Becoming a closer-knit community is all well and good, but last I checked, friendship doesn't put food on the table or bits in the pocketbook. So we're suggesting a little contest.
Whoever gets the Idol of Boreas from the Abysmal Abyss gets the rights to the adventure for their next book, game, or film.
Thanks, and best of luck.
Regards,
Gruff the Griffon
Attention citizens of Griffonstone,
Now that we've started to clean the town up, inspectors have found what appear to be vaginal secretions on the statue of King Grover. If you know of any leads as to who committed this defilement, please see me immediately.
Sincerely,
Gilda
Head of Griffonstone Inspection Team