//------------------------------// // Daring Done? // Story: Letters From A Disgruntled Friendship Student // by milesprower06 //------------------------------// Additional contributions by MixMassBasher. Dear Rainbow Dash, I’m pretty certain that anypony would prefer boring news to any Princess Celestia related news involving fake news ever since the Cutie Mark Chronicles came about. Your bestest friend, Pinkie Pie P.S. Also, I'm pretty certain that Daring Do quit because she didn't want the Egyptian Brotherhood tailing her ass with whatever mess she got into this time. Dear Princess Celestia, If you’re looking for fake news, Dr. Caballeron is the pony that you should put behind bars. Your most awesome subject, Rainbow Dash A long time ago…. Somnambula was busy tending the crops for Prince Hisan’s latest banquet when a crow flew towards her from the bright blue sky, carrying with it a message. Upon feeding the bird some bread, Somnambula opened the scroll. Dear Somnambula, I hope this message reaches you. We are in dire need of assistance. A new enemy approaches and hope is just what we need right now. Your fellow pillar, Star Swirl the Bearded To whom it may concern, Whatever you do, do not at any cost, revive Ahmane. She'll bring back Set. That's the last thing Equestria needs after my colleagues and I are done dealing with another evil spawn. Signed, Somnambula P.S. Always remember to take a leap of faith and hope for the best. Dear Somnambula, No worries. We learned our lesson like, more than a decade ago when somepony tried to revive that priest Imhaytep and his marefriend. If someone revived Ahmane, we're pretty sure whatever transpires would be ten times as dull as that. Sincerely, The Medjai Dear Rainbow Dash and Pinkie Pie, During your excursions in Somnambula, you didn't happen to come across any rare eye-emblazoned artifacts, did you? No? Any rare cards for a children's card game? Just checking. Sincerely, Seto Kaiba Dear Rainbow Dash, So when Cabelleron and his henchponies surrounded you, you kinda just... Sat there. What kind of horse shit was that? You're a Wonderbolt for crying out loud. I've seen you bolt up from the ground in a flash. So either you're over-dramatizing things, or you're a fraud. Which is it? Sinerely, Daring Do