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  • Comedies 302 stories Group №: 286 [Comedy] | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.
    Created by xoid
    - October, 2014
Found 275 stories in 141ms

Total Words: 3,901,786
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  • Favourites 459 stories - 485 unread chapters Currently reorganizing. E.T.C.: Never.


  • Comedies 302 stories Group №: 286 [Comedy] | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Dramas 8 stories Group №: N/A | Category. | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Slices of Life 55 stories Group №: 255 [Slice of Life] | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Actingverse 6 stories Group №: 205970 | GaPJaxie’s continuity | Revolves around the concept that My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic is a hit T.V. series for foals.


  • Age of Iron 12 stories Group №: 208583 [Age of Iron] | SFaccountant’s Warhammer 40,000 crossover. | The Iron Warriors 38th Company is responsible for fuelling the traitor Legion’s war machine. A short stop over in the Centaur system embroils them — and Centaur III’s inhabitants — in a war for survival, first against the Lamman Sept and later against an Ork Waaagh.


  • Alarmaverse 6 stories Group №: N/A | Meta Four’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • The Alicorn Anthology 5 stories Group №: N/A | iisaw’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • The Bodyguard 10 stories - 2 unread chapters Group №: N/A | Monochromatic’s branch of the shared Bodyguard!AU continuity. | Revolves around Queen Rarity and her bodyguard Twilight Sparkle.


  • The Changing States of Knight 6 stories Group №: N/A | Crunchbiter’s continuity. | He fucking deleted it. All of it. Why?


  • Divine Universe 3 stories - 5 unread chapters Group №: 212230 | Orthoros’ continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Dusk Guard 9 stories Group №: 204855 | Viking ZX’s continuity. | The Dusk Guard is a small, select group of specially chosen ponies, serving both Princesses on assignments too strange, difficult, or dangerous for anypony else.


  • Fallout Equestria 30 stories Group №: 35 | Shared continuity. | An adaptation of Fallout.


  • …of the Hive 7 stories - 4 unread chapters Group №: 207246 | Law Abiding Pony’s continuity. | Revolves around changeling Queen Twilight: how she became one, the morass of inter‐Hive politics, making her own way as a changeling queen, and the machinations of hostile hives.


  • The Petriculture Cycle 7 stories - 0 unread chapters Group №: 197787 | Kwakerjak’s continuity. | Twilight Sparkle investigates the absurdity that is Pinkie Pie.


  • The Price of Loyalty 7 stories Group №: 197438 | The 24th Pegasus and LoyalLiar’s continuity. | Centres around Rainbow Dash on LoyalLiar’s end (present) and Commander Hurricane on the 24th Pegasus’ (past).


  • Rites of Ascension 4 stories Group №: 197727 | CvBrony’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Quill and Blade 19 stories - 129 unread chapters Group №: 207580 | Anzel and Crystal Wishes’ shared continuity. | Revolves around the exploits and relationships of Silent Knight, the first member of the newly returned Princess Luna’s House Guard.


  • Sunfall Universe 6 stories Group №: 198955 | Airstream’s continuity. | Revolves around Twilight denying the call of puppet master Tyrantlestia.


  • The Time Loop Trilogy 5 stories - 0 unread chapters Group №: 199133 [The Time Loop Trilogy] | Eakin’s continuity. | “Twilight Sparkle stars in: Groundhog Day 2: Hog Harder.” ― Jordanis


  • The Triptych Continuum 62 stories Group №: 203805 | Estee’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Upheaval 17 stories Group №: N/A | Visiden Visidane’s continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Winningverse 29 stories Group №: 758 | Chengar Quordath’s continuity. | Expect Cloud Kicker and copious banging.


  • The Conversion Bureau 8 stories Group №: 26 [TCB], 714 [ACB] | Category, shared continuity. | [Any help describing this ’verse would be appreciated.]


  • Human in Equestria 88 stories Group №: 20 | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.


  • Ponies on Earth 15 stories - 40 unread chapters Group №: Multiple | Category. | For the most part it’s exactly what it says on the tin.

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Anon and Luna find themselves engaged after a night of drinking. Neither are too happy about the situation.

Cover art by NixWorld.

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They call her the greatest stockbroker to ever hit Wall Street. Some call her the next Warren Buffett. Working from a nondescript, shoebox-sized office, her clients have earned millions through her shrewd investments.

She's...the "Pink Pony of Wall Street."

Intended for Admiral Biscuit's Not-A-Contest for ponies working on Earth. This was an impulse write--proofreading my may be spotty.

Cover image credit (Thanks to Admiral Biscuit and Trick Question for helping me find this very appropos picture!)

Featured 5/7-5/8/2020 :yay:
Featured at #1 (with Mature turned off), 5/7/2020 :pinkiehappy: :pinkiegasp:

Chinese translation by Miracle Seal!
Audio reading by StraightToThePointStudio!

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Twilight Sparkle has made a number of homemade clones to act as her while out with her friends. Why? More time left for the original Twilight to study, of course.

If only she weren't so absolutely terrible at making clones.

Sex tag added due to Sexy Sparkle.

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The Fluttershark: elusive; yellow and pink; lots of teeth.

Also practices friendship. Underwater.

Swim faster.

Cover image taken with permission from Beach Day by Alasou.

Alternate forms:
* Youtube reading by StraightToThePointStudio
* Russian translation by GORynytch
* Chinese translation by Nova Twinkle
* Spanish translation by SPANIARD KIWI

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This story is a sequel to A Trip Through the Mirror


For a changeling, love is magic, and magic is love. They are one and the same within the changeling body. To share magic is to share love. And we all know what happens when an unreformed changeling shares love. Unfortunately for Chrysalis, she got caught up in the moment and forgot for just a second. But a second was enough...

A "what if?", alternate ending for "Frenemies".

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This story is a sequel to Best Hell Ever


Once upon a time, Twilight went to hell. It wasn’t that bad. It was pretty great, actually. It had a library! A big one. Like, bigger-than-the-universe big. But then Twilight went and got herself kicked out of hell, and now she’s depressed.

There’s only one logical solution: with Starlight’s reluctant help, Twilight is going to break into hell and invade its library. Oh, it’ll be tricky — trying to find one specific location in an infinite dimension tends to be a bit hard — but the infinite knowledge it’ll provide is too good to pass up. Twilight will find that library if it kills her (which, since this is hell, isn’t the worst thing ever in the grand scheme of things).

There is absolutely no way this can possibly go wrong.

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History records that Nightmare Moon was sealed away inside the moon, but there are some who tell the story differently. They claim that she was banished not into it, but onto its surface.

If that's the case, what did she do on the moon? How did she keep herself entertained? How did the stars aid in her escape? And when the answers to those questions are revealed, can she ever live them down?


Cover image by KP-ShadowSquirrel.

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Twenty years. Twenty years spent sitting on a stone plinth, with birds getting absolutely everywhere. That kind of experience can change a pony, or a changeling. As long as she stays ahead of the newspapers and mail service, that story might even hold up.

A story about grudges, love, and the power of unremitting hatred.


No particular reason for the T rating, just covering my bases with how much Chrysalis teases ponies.

Special thanks to everyone who reads my works, follows me, or just happens to look at this -- you deserve to be happy too buddy, just like all our little buggy friends and even Chrysalis herself.

Written as my entry in FanOfMostEverything's Imposing Sovereigns II contest.

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This story is a sequel to Dear Princess Sunbutt


When Anon takes the liberty to inject his particular brand of humor into Twilight's friendship lessons, Celestia feels the need to respond, more often than not.

A somewhat unofficial sisterfic to 2Merr's Dear Princess Sunbutt

There may not be a response to every letter, and letters 1-11 were taken from my comments in said sister-story.

Please support 2Merr's story too if you like this one. This is written with encouragement of the original author.

(Note: Picture used without permission from Derpibooru. Upon request it will be promptly removed.)

EDIT: Apparently someone's done a reading of this and its sisterfic over on Youtube! Why does nopony tell me these things.

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Anon takes over Spike’s job of transcribing Twilight’s friendship reports. He does exactly what you’d expect.


Companion fic containing Celestia’s replies up to Letter 120 - To: Anon, From HRH Sunbutt written by Snow

Chapters (190)