Dear Princess Tea Cellar,
Remember those kids I poisoned? This morning I wanted to check on them to see if the conditioning worked. It did. I disguised myself again (using a different disguise from the first time) and offered them drugs. They beat me up and called me names.
Regardless of your feelings on the methods used, we can both agree this is an absolute win for science. Bruises are only temporary, mental scars are forever. Those four will never want to do drugs again.
Your math dealer,
Tweisenberg