Dear Princess Perfection’s older sister,
Today I did jack shit and blamed all my friends for not having as much free time as me. They had to work because they’re not trust fund babies like I am, and I was too busy having all my shit paid for by royalty to notice the plights of those beneath me. Maybe one day I’ll develop a natural sense of empathy, but today is not that day.
Your royal leech,
Twat Spackle