Dear Princess Sunshiney Hiney,
Good news! Everything is k now, and with no lasting damage to anything I care about. We'll be arriving in Canterlot tomorrow morning because we're taking the train like peasants. By pure coincidence, this gives us time to wait for the chaos to die down so we don't have to deal with the worst of it. We really wanted to get back immediately, honest. It's just that Luna was so tuckered out from teleporting all the way here and using her old lady magic to break the thing,* and we didn't want to put even more strain on her precious little headbone. It's definitely because of that, and not because Anon bribed her with the promise of sharp cheddar squeeze cheese from the human world if she stayed back with us. Oh well, safety first.
Your mythic rare,
Dumb Whisperer* I miss the thing. Talking in funny symbols was fun.
Also, I forgot to mention: Twilight is disappointed in you, and frankly so am I. We specifically requested old, and you sent Luna? By herself? What if she wasn't old enough? For shame, Sunbutt, for shame. Because of this, you will only be getting a single massage from me on your day off. That's right, I was going to give you TWO (2) massages, but your selfish behavior has cost you. I hope you learn from this going forward.
Love, Anon
P.S. - And I was going to make a cake for you, but guess what? You're only getting half now.