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// Letter 49 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Sunroof,

Today I learned that treating furniture as a replacement for family members while they’re away is widely considered to be unhealthy behavior. I have publicly vowed to stop talking to my armoire and credenza, but in reality I just moved them to the closet where I can talk to them without receiving odd looks.

Your crooked bookshelf,
Spriggles