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// Letter 65 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Hey Tia,

I’m in the hospital again. It’s pretty comfy here, but it’s boring as hell. My throat is swollen to about the size of a straw, so I made up a little game to entertain myself—try to breathe enough to not die. It’s been a blast so far.

Did you know cashews are in the same family as poison ivy? I didn’t. Did you know eating raw cashews is like putting poison ivy in your mouth? I didn’t. Did you know the inside of your stomach can itch? I didn’t. I’m learning so many fun things recently. 

In my defense, cashews are delicious and Twilight didn’t specifically mention poison when she told me not to eat them, so this is partially her fault for not watching me more closely. 

Tell Luna I’m sorry we can’t have movie night this week. She seemed really eager to finish the Lord of the Rings trilogy, so she’ll probably be mad at me. I’ll figure out some way to make it up to her for me being dumb. 

Love, Anon

P.S. - You don’t need to keep making up excuses to skip movie night. I’m not trying to turn it into a date night with Luna or anything. I just want to hang out with my friends. 

P.P.S. - These pain pills are fucking great. I can’t even tell where my teeth are. 

pppss. - lol pp

ppsspsp hi








Dear Princess Celestia, 

Anon wrote five more “postscripts,” but they were either unreadable or contained drawings of things you don’t send to a Princess, so I hope you don’t mind that I tore them off before sending his letter. He was too loopy to notice. 

Spike