Hey Celestia,
I’m not good at apologies, but I need to say I’m sorry. After doing some reading, I now realize I may have accidentally molested you last week.
I was not aware ponies had an erogenous zone between their front legs. It never even occurred to me because your tits and bits are on the back end, so why would you have a funspot at the front? Your species makes no sense.
Regardless, I’m sorry about that. But to be fair, you were lying on your back right next to me and you have a very rub-able chest, so this is at least 3% your fault. (By the way, how the hell can you watch a movie from that angle? That’s nuts. You’re nuts.)
Anyway, I figured I would scratch your fur like I sometimes do. You didn’t say anything, so I didn’t think anything was wrong, and you sort of looked like you were enjoying it, so I kept doing it, but I didn’t know it was that kind of enjoyment, so I’m sorry.
I’m really bad at this, I know.
On the bright side, at least Luna wasn’t there to hit me or call me names. If I do something else like this in the future, please
kill me on the spottell me. I’d prefer the temporary embarrassment over being blissfully ignorant while I touch more ponies inappropriately. Of course, if you’d rather not hang out at all anymore, I understand. Sorry again.Anon