Dear Princess Capri Sun,
In order to clear my rightfully earned reputation as Twilight “FATNAP”* Sparkle, I’ve decided to host a donation drive for the pitiful non-ponies of Ponyville. Never mind the implications that being a non-pony means you need help.
I will update you on our progress throughout the day.
Your incompetent tryhard,
Twiggie the Poo* FATNAP = Fuck Anything That’s Not A Pony
But I’m sure you already knew that.Love, Anon