Hey Tia,
Fluttershy publicly came out as straight today. All of her friends have been supportive, and they don’t seem to suspect anything odd about her timing.
Twilight is pretending to have the flu, but she’s just crying and masturbating in her room. I think she gave herself a dick at some point because I keep having to clean up fluids that don’t come from a lady.
If I can’t find enough booze to last the week, I'm gonna take her to pony Vegas to get her laid. I’m sure there’s some mare out there with a tramp stamp in pity sex. At the very least, I’ll make sure she’s too busy having fun to think about Flubbadub.
Love, Anon