YAY!
WOW!
YOU’RE INVITED
(NO WAY!)
TO TWILIGHT SPARKLE’S PITY PARTY!BRING A FRIEND!
CAN’T WAIT!
SO MUCH FUN!
Dear Princesses Celestia And Luna,
You are cordially invited to Twilight Sparkle’s very first Pity Party! (Woo!) It’s a momentous occasion to mark her transition from independent mare to prisoner in her own home. Everypony’s gonna be there, so you should too!
Location: Wherever Twilight happens to be at the moment. (Probably the library in Ponyville, but who knows where the evening will take us?)
Time: Right now! We’re gonna party until the police shut us down or Twilight’s mom arrives! That only gives us a couple hours, so you better hurry!
Dress code: You can dress up, down, or all around—as long as you’re comfy!
Gifts: Don’t need ‘em! The only present Twilight wants is freedom from her mortal cage, but since she can’t have that, the next best thing is a night with her friends!
Snacks: You bet your pretty princess patooties we got snacks! Cupcakes, pancakes, cheesecakes, jello shots, fruitcakes—you name it, we got it! There’s even gonna be funny fudge! (Woah!)
So what are you waiting for? Come on over, the party’s already started!