Your Highness,
Anonymous is oddly enjoyable to speak with. He’s shared a great deal about himself, including his many interactions with “the mare up top with the booty that don’t stop.” Those were his words, not mine, and he specifically told me he was referring to you in a positive light, so I humbly ask that you postpone my execution for the time being.
On a more serious note, I am requesting authorization to share “stories” of my E and D-Class assignments (with Anonymous exclusively, and the necessary changes and redactions made, of course). Becoming familiar to him—and by proxy Twilight Sparkle—would allow me to more closely surveil their activity.
I would also request permission to discuss my assignments abroad, under the guise of me having been a traveler in my youth. I’m better at telling half-truths than whole lies, so I believe this would mitigate the risk of Anonymous noticing inconsistencies.
A.L.