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// Letter 51 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Hey Celestia,

I think some of the Elements of Harmony have been misnamed. 

The Element of Loyalty doesn’t really represent loyalty, it seems to represent general hypocrisy and an allegiance to whatever is most convenient at the time. The Element of Honesty represents double standards and apples. The Element of Kindness represents the ability to pleasure twelve dudes at once (which is pretty kind, so that gets a pass). The Element of Laughter represents crystal meth addiction and a crippling need for constant approval from others. The Element of Generosity represents vanity and a sense of superiority derived from pretending to be rich. And the Element of Magic represents being dumb and purple.

For the sake of accuracy, I suggest they be renamed to the Elements of Big Gay Lasers. 

Love, Anon