Tia,
It’s a relief to know you hated it too. I was worried you were completely lost to the tastes of high society. And I’m not just “some poor fool,” Your Hineyness. I am the poorest fool you will ever meet, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
But honestly, you could have just told me you didn’t want to suffer alone, I would have gladly come along with a flask of “wine” for us to share.
Love, Anon
P.S. - You specifically told me not to spoil anything about any movie we watch after I told you Gandalf comes back (which I only did because you wouldn’t stop crying). Fuck me for trying to do what you say for once. I have learned my lesson. Never again.
P.P.S. - Snape kills Dumbledore.