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// Letter 89 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Tea-Pose,

Today I played horse D&D with my friends. I remember I used to play with Whining Armor when I was little, so I’m somewhat familiar with how everything works, but there have still been some bumps in the road. It’s hard for me to wrap my tiny, wrinkly brain around the idea that a fantasy game isn’t supposed to work exactly like real life. I initially wanted to be a sorcerer, but this game puts reasonable limitations on magic, so I got triggered and rolled up a new character.*

Throughout our first adventure, I learned that being able to teleport in real life doesn’t mean my character can. I also learned the importance of choosing the right class to complement your character’s base stats and abilities. For example, despite having the highest Strength in the party, I am by far the weakest link. It’s k though, my friends are used to planning things with the assumption that I’ll fuck it up somehow. 

We will be continuing our campaign for the foreseeable future, so I’ll be a good little nerd and take notes for you. I want to share the fun activities I engage in, something something new experiences, yay friendship, etc. 

Your metagaming POS,
Chaotic Neutral





* She made a minotaur rogue for whatever reason and named him Boo Cow. He has a Wisdom of 4, so she’s pretty good at roleplaying him. It’s funny to watch. 

Love, Anon