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// Letter 24 
// Story: Dear Princess Sunbutt 
// by 2Merr 
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Dear Princess Cellophane,

Today I learned that funeral etiquette varies widely depending on who died. Cracking jokes at an old person’s funeral: sometimes okay. Cracking jokes at a baby’s funeral: never okay. 

Your maladjusted malady,
Tape Stapler